This is the true joy of life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. -- George Bernard Shaw
Last time I drove the Hana Highway, I took one million pics and posted them all. That means I have already taken most of the photographs that I took when I did it again. However, I did try to get slighly different kind of shots than last time, too, and these are the ones I'm showing you. Trust me, there are 6,000 (I exaggerate a little) other pictures of jungle-like vegetation, which I will spare you. There are also lots of goofy pics with my friends Willow and Adam, and those will be forthcoming, too. Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy these. You can see them as a slideshow by going to this link. There are only 17 photos, so I recommend it.
My flight to Hawaii left at 8:40am. This meant getting up at 5am. However, having had disrupted sleep since my granmother passed almost 2 weeks ago, I woke up that morning at 2:30 and the anxiety did not let me get back to sleep. Honestly, when I wake up like that I should know better than to try to fall asleep again. I should just turn on the tv or open my book and use that time "productively." You live, you learn (lucky you!). I live, I don't always learn.
By the time I got to bed at 9pm the first day, i.e., midnight for me, I had been up for almost 24 hours. At dinner I was was tired that my face didn't really move. Enthusiasm for vacation be damned.
I slept 9 hours and woke up because the birds were chirping too loud. Boo hoo, right?
And now, I'm ready to go out and take pictures. Grab the manual, grab the camera, and let's go!
I’m sure you have all been wondering why it is that I don't blog as much as I used to. Well, you’re not getting an answer today. There is an answer, but it’s not forthcoming at this particular moment. The next best thing is to tell you that I will at least attempt to blog while I’m on vacation, or later about the vacation, depending on how things turn out.
The plane was not full – apparently not too many people fly to Hawaii in the middle of the week. However, there was the obligatory person who acted like they’ve never taken a plane in their life, and who have to be told that if they don’t put on their seatbelt and turn off their damn phone, the plane isn’t leaving. I guess some people are either clueless, or they just like being manipulative assholes who hold up an entire plane.
I get to spread out and have crap strewn all over my seat and the seat next to me. That took about 5 minutes to accomplish. I could have done it faster, but I feel the public pressure to be moderately civilized.
I have arranged it so that I do not have to work while I’m gone, and hopefully nothing urgent will pop up. The work I have assigned to other attorneys should be relatively easy to do, and not too time-consuming.
All that is left to do is to relax, get a tan, and take some photographs. Booyah!
PS I worked on the plane most of the time, because I didn’t have to. So there.
On Sunday morning, our third day, Michelle and I made our way to San Luis Obispo for breakfast. For once, I could easily have gone most of the day without eating (because we had eaten our weight in yummy food Friday and part of Saturday, so much so that we weren't able to have dinner Saturday evening), but Michelle was ravenous, so off we went. You have to understand, usually in the mornings I'm one of those people who has to eat within 30 minutes of getting up, otherwise people start looking like ham and eggs to me, and they risk life and limb.
We had breakfast at a delicious and popular breakfast place in San Luis Obispo, Louisa's Place. Completely delicious and fun and friendly service, though they did misspell "premier" on their web page. Eh hem. No matter, the food was still good. But I emailed them about it. I mean, I emailed them to tell them how much we enjoyed our brunch there, but I added a PS about the typo. I know it's a little OCD, but if there was a typo on my website, I would want to know about it, wouldn't you? Anywayyy...
I didn't take many pictures, except for one of a beautiful parrot in a tree, but if you click through to Michelle's Day Three post (see link above), you can see some very nice pictures of San Luis Obispo. Incidentally, SLO appears to be overly populated by rather gorgeous people. At first I thought maybe I had been buried with my nose in my camera for two days and that I was appreciating people like a starving person might unexpectedly enjoy liver. However, Michelle noticed it too. I don't know how I feel about that. It occurred to me that my odds of finding a boyfriend would probably drop. Meh. Whatevs.
So blahdy blahdy blah, we walk around, we peruse a couple of shops but not too many because you know how I get and Michelle had mercy on me, and then we head back towards Cambria, with an eye towards checking out Morro Bay Rock. Because we had lots of cold and windy weather, I layered with my silk longjohns (what?!?). On the drive to Morro Bay I depantsed so I could take off the longjohns. Thankfully, I wasn't driving at the time. Don't get me wrong, I have depanstsed and repantsed while driving, but it's much easier when I'm the passenger, I find. Way less veering and erratic driving, no honking, screaming of obscenities or giving of the finger (at me, of course, I can't give someone the finger if I'm trying to drive *and* change my pants, now can I? Silly!).
Anywayyy...
At this point, it's far too late to introduce a few photos with a platitude such as "without further ado" or "let's get right to it, folks!" so I will just say that after all that prattle, you should just be grateful that now I will shut up and you get to see some pretty pictures.
Psyche! Instead of pretty pictures, a picture of smoke stacks. I think this is a power plant, sitting right across the way from Morro Bay Rock. It's so obnoxious that it's almost artistic, isn't it?
A sailboat. Hanging out. I love the blueness of the water and the sun's reflection on it.
Sorting the fish.
Flowers and the row boat.
Morro Bay Rock.
Backlit sailboat. Really a tiny sailboat.
A fishing boat. Again, I really like the sun's reflection on the water.
The water here was completely calm, quite the contrast from the crazy waves we photographed down the street from our little rental. That brings me to the end of Michelle's and my photo safari. I got to relive it a few times by writing about it, but now it is time to turn to the next trip. And there is a next trip on the horizon.
Next: my new year's resolution. Which is not the next trip, but is related to the next trip. Sort of.
First, I would just like to welcome the Hearst Corporation internet police. You can relax, only good things are in this post. Feel free to comment, we all know you've stopped by. Second, if there is no Hearst Corporation internet police, shame on them. Really. A media empire and no internet police. Pfft.
Hearst Castle took 28 years to build, and the architect was a woman, Julie Morgan. William Randolph Hearst, newspaper and mining magnate, built his little ranch where, after divorcing his wife, he lived with actress Marion Davies. Or maybe this was his vacation home. Whatever. It is big, it is fancy, and it is chock full of art. Hearst would invite famous guests for eclectic weekends, such as Churchill and Charlie Chaplin, but if you were a boring guest you would not be invited back. That's right. We went on a very informative tour with a terrific guide and the only thing that really stuck with me is that the boring people weren't invited back. Wow.
This was where Hearst met his guests for cocktails before dinner. The guests had the day to themselves, but they were expected to appear for cocktails and dinner. If you didn't, you weren't invited back. In fact, all meals were in the dining room, and there certainly was not room service. I wonder if guests were allowed to wander into the kitchen and grab something.
You can't tell here, but the little statue dude at the top of the fountain was wearing boots and a hat, but nothing else, so his little willie is hanging out. A curious choice of statue. Right around the time I took this picture I noticed a speck when I looked through the camera. Michelle and I spent about 15 minutes trying to figure out where it was, and ultimately concluded that it must be on the viewfinder. As I didn't see it on the photos, I guess it must have been. Told ya it was a tedious story.
I just love this courtyard.
This is the indoor pool. It's spectacular, with blue and gold tiles. One of the things I noticed about both pools is that they are not like modern pools with a deep end and a shallow end and maybe nice steps to ease you in. They're both just deep, and the only way in and out is using the step ladders. It's a little unsettling, I have to admit.
While visiting Hearst Castle I declined to use the port-a-pottie. As a general rule, port-a-potties are potties of last resort for me as I tend to throw up a little in my mouth whenever I use one. I was hoping the toilets might be gold-plated, but it wasn't so. Those were probably reserved for the guests who didn't bore Mr. Hearst.
The bestest part of my weekend on the central coast, of course, was hanging out with Michelle.
Michelle and I have been friends for 16 years, since back in the day when we both had aspirations in the entertainment industry. I was working at the time at a below-the-line talent agency, and Michelle had just moved to the US from England to be married to her first husband. She was living in the OC, but was interning with us. Back then, I was one of those LA people who packed extra water, camping supplies and flares in my car whenever I had to cross the Orange Curtain. I'm only slightly kidding.
There are a lot of things I like about Michelle, such as her brains, her determination, her talent, her loyalty and her integrity, just to name a few, but there are some things about her that stand out for me. For one thing, Michelle finds humor is just about any situation - I mean, life is serious enough as it is, right?
I admire her greatly for setting up her photography business. Not just for doing it, because anyone can pick up a camera and "be a photographer." But not everyone does it right - Michelle is constantly working on her craft, learning, and challenging herself.
Michelle is a strong, opinionated person who can and does consider other people's perspectives and in some cases changes her mind and even her ways.That takes real intelligence. So anyway, you get the idea. We're friends, she's awesome, and you wish you were her. She's also beautiful.
Yes, this is the gorgeous Michelle. And before you go all googly about what a great picture I took, I will tell you that it's only because I follow directions. We were walking along a cute little creek near the Mission in San Luis Obispo and Michelle marched out into the fabulous light with the fall colors behind, turned and said, "Take a picture of me here." So I did. I may have mentioned a few times that Michelle is a photographer. You can see her photos on her website, Memories by Michelle, and I recommend you do. If you click on the Blog tab, you can see her posts about this trip, with photos.
Michelle always takes great pictures of me, so I tried to take some decent ones of her.
I really like this one, too, you can see the sultry side of her. She is likely to point out the imperfections in her face, but I think her face is perfect just the way it is.
Michelle has the travel bug. Pretty soon, she will be traipsing around the world taking photographs, husband Joss and daughter Daisy in tow. Daisy is the cutest, smartest little girl, and boy is she high energy. The thing that cracks me up the most about her is that she will run in circles around and around and around for much longer than anyone thinks possible. I don't know about you, but I don't remember having so much energy, even as a kid, that I had to just run and run and run and run. I did wonder where the circles came from, and this weekend I got my answer. This happened on the beach while we were standing around waiting for the light to go down.
Michelle and I make a good team. We inspire each other with our cameras, and the really awesome thing about traveling with a photographer is that she doesn't get annoyed when I take 20 minutes to get a shot. Usually I can't take photographs and be social at the same time, but with Michelle the two things are one. Bliss! We like to play on the internet, so more than once we found ourselves sitting together in the living room with our feet up in nap socks, laptops on our lap, editing photos and Facebooking, and tagging each other in our FB posts. Bliss!
Out photo trips were slow meanders punctuated by breathers, cups of tea, lemonades, and chats. Bliss!
Here we're chilling out at Hearst Castle, Neptune's Pool. It was chilly but the sun was lovely and warm and the little couches were too tempting.
We stayed in Cambria, in a rental two bedroom cottage, only a hop skip and a jump from Harmony, Pop. 18. Brilliant idea. Very restful. Here's our little cottage, though I didn't take many photos of it. If you go to Michelle's blog post, Day One, you can see some lovely photos of it inside and out.
Here's our quiet little street, followed by some berries and some trees. Just because.
One evening we went into downtown Cambria and Michelle did a wine tasting for me so I could pick up some wine for a friend who had asked. What a trooper she is! During the wine tasting I believe I got hit on by a firefighter from Ventura - at last, you might think, what she's always wanted! Only, well, said firefighter was a woman. Close, but no cigar.
At the wine tasting we also chatted with a woman who said she teaches at a university training terrorists, and I thought, mmh, that seems unlikely. As it turns out, she trains therapists. Glad I asked before I ran out and called the FBI and caused everyone (me) a lot of embarrassment. No one wants to be put on the FBI's Most Annoying list (less notorious that their Most Wanted list, but it's the kiss of death if you're trying to be even a tiny bit cool, which is of course one of my goals in life).
Next up: Hearst Castle. Stay tuned for tedious tales of port-a-potties and imaginary bugs on my lens.
After the obligatory visit to Hearst Castle, we headed over to Piedras Blancas to check out the elephant seals. It's mating/calving season, apparently, so my friend Alison (or was it her dog Brennan?) suggested we check them out. They were just up the street. In case you're wondering why they're called elephant seals, it's because they're about the size of the average year old elephant and they have this proboscis-y flappy upper lip.
They are blobby, floppy, wobbly, jiggly, googly and blubbery. When we first walked up to the beach with all the seals (the elephant seal main drag, if you will)
we were taken aback by their enormous size, their numbers, and one of the mommies had literally just given birth and we got to watch seagulls descend upon and gobble up the afterbirth. Gag! I will never look at seagulls the same way again. Yes, yes, circle of life and all that shit, but really, we had just eaten lunch for heaven's sake.
Mostly they lie around. The males (about a 1 male to 15 female ratio, it seems) spend their time fighting each other, presumably for the females. They can get more aggressive than this, but this is what I got:
So they fight, one wins and the other goes off somewhere else looking like he had something to do anyway. Then the winner first takes a breather, then he figures he'll get his just desserts, and he'll wobble over to one of the females and try to mount her. She will turn around and bark at him, with the most obvious "Are you kidding me with this?!? I JUST GAVE BIRTH, for Pete's sake!" look on her face you can imagine. He will gallantly give up, and go on the next one of his conquests, who will turn on him yelling, "Seriously? Do you NOT SEE THE BABY? I have a headache anyway." He will try another time or two, after which he will just lie down and rest. It's not at all clear to me what the heck he fought for in the first place.
As I mentioned in my previous post, Michelle and I went photographin' last weekend. I had not taken pictures, really, since May, so I was quite rusty. Nevertheless, we had fun, and I did get a few decent shots. She got more than I did, because she's an amazing photographer, and maybe there will be a link to some of her photos soon. HINT, HINT.
So, without further ado, here are a few pictures of the ocean. The complete set is here. Here are a few I liked.
This is the beach just down the hill from where we were staying. It was gorgeous, cold, and not crowded. There were just enough people to make pictures of the beach and the water just a little bit more interesting.
The ocean was quite dramatic, which is not good for swimming but good for pictures. I also have a black and white version of this photo. I keep flipping between preferring one over the other, but today I like the color one better, so that's the one I'm posting.
This one I'm posting for Michelle, who likes the light shining through the top of the wave.
This one I like because (a) it's black and white and it somehow works that way and (b) I like the couple with the fishing rods. There's also a color version.
This I really like, in part because you can see the bottom of the wave through the top, and because I feel quite brilliant for taking a photo of a wave from the back (top?), rather than the front. I was walking above it on the pier and realized I had never actually seen a wave from this angle before.
On Sunday afternoon we went back to our beach to play with longer shutter speeds and water. It was an experiment, made more difficult by the setting sun directly in front of us (too much light for long shutter speeds) and by the biting, relentless cold wind that made our hands completely numb and not very nimble. Most of the shots I took that afternoon are pure shit. But that's experimentation, I guess. So, having made a long story even longer, here are the two I like the best from those experiments.
That kid was out there for a long time and didn't stop moving at all except for about a minute while he kneeled. That's when I was able to get this. This was a 1 second exposure at f/38. Unfortunately my lens was fogging up from the humidity and the cold, so there's a weird streak on the right. Michelle would be able to fix it, but I didn't know how, so it is what it is. I think it might have been better if the frame was a bit to the left, so that the edge of the surf was almost at the edge of the frame, but seriously, by this point I could barely move my hands so let's just be grateful that I even got a shot of the water at all.
This is an odd image because it's almost like like sand, surf and sky all together. But there is no sky in this shot. This was a 5 second exposure at f/40 of the surf mostly retreating from the beach. Weird, right?
And finally, what's a trip to the coast without a sunset shot?
In a fit of unbridled spontaneity (it was a dark and stormy night, too, by the way), I decided to take the train to the central coast to meet my friend Michelle for a weekend of photo taking and girl talk. What I love about the train is that I'm not driving. Plus, the tracks make losing your way somewhat harder to do, unless of course you get on the wrong train.
So here are a few pics of said train ride. The other nice thing about being on a train is that I don't have to pull over to take photos, or in the alternative, shoot blindly through the car's windshield.
Here we have stopped, apparently in someone's back yard. I think it was rather thoughtless of them not have light refreshments available for us, after all, we did visit. Some people!
This is Simi Valley, which is quite beautiful and covered in large boulders. Very striking. If you haven't been, I recommend a trip out there.
Incidentally, someone just walked through the car offering apple juice boxes. How cute!
Here they appear to be cultivating something. I know, I know, too much detail, but wouldn't you rather be informed than not?
We stopped in Oxnard, elevation 61 feet. That's all I know about Oxnard.
The train swings quite close to the water in many places, must closer than the 101 or PCH so the scenery is quite lovely.
Beauty and the beast. The beast being the truck. Duh.
Some serious RV action along the coast.
At one point, all I could see out the train window was water and sky. And oil drilling platforms. Sigh. I note that shots of just plain open water are not nearly as awe-inspiring as the actual open water.
And there were also some wetlands. I missed the more visually interesting ones, they went by too fast, but here's a nice boggy-looking waterway.
Above, Lompoc train station. I kid you not.
This was the only structure for miles around. Maybe it's the Lompoc federal penitentiary, maybe it's not. I don't know.
Much of the landscape around Lompoc was covered in this reddish succulent. I'm not sure how it shows up on your screen, but I notice that when I uploaded the photo here the red washed out. It's actually quite red.
And then I just got bored (we rolled into SLO shortly after this) so no more train pics.
There. Isn't that almost like you took the train ride with me? You're welcome!
I will begin by saying that Austin, TX, is awesome. It's like if Cali and Texas had a love child, and they named that love child Austin. I did not take a bunch of pictures, unfortunately, I was too busy watching football games and marathons as it turns out, but it's hilly and tree-y, and even large developments have some architectural variation, unlike, say, Las Vegas or Orange County (no offense, OC, but you gotta admit: your architecture is boring). It struck me as a young, vibrant city with lots of strong communities. Very cool.
Here we are downtown, near Lake Austin (I'm not clear on whether it's a lake or a river). See where all that dirt is? Normally, it's covered in grass. But as you probably have heard, Texas is suffering a severe drought, so now all that's left is dust.
View of same river from a bridge.
View of the river from the roof of a high rise apartment building.
I went to visit my friend Krista and her family. Here, we are cruising with the top down while it's about 90F out. She is concentrating on driving, thankfully. The weekend was still quite hot, in the 100's, which was a bit of a shock to me.
It was a whirlwind weekend. People with children never stop moving -- it's not at all like having cats! We began with Friday Night Lights. Apparently, Texas takes its high school football quite seriously, Austin included. And it's not just the games, which can draw out huge crowds (GIANT bleechers, completely packed), but it seems like half the high school is involved. If they're not playing, they're in the marching band, which had to be about 60 people, or the dancers or the cheerleaders. The half-time show rivals any Super Bowl, sans wardrobe malfunctions (is she ever going to live that down?). It's all about the peagentry -- who knew?
The next day we caught the kids' flag football game
You can't tell, but it's about 104F here. There is a thriving industry in shade structures, coolers, portable chairs, and the like. Shade structure makers must literally be rolling in Texan dough after this summer - and deservedly so.
Everyone is very polite in Texas. I am told that this is because everyone is armed. Not being either for or against guns, really, I find this a compelling argument for being armed. It's a bit like the nuclear arms thing, maybe - no one wants to press the red button, otherwise we all go kaboom. Or something like that.
On Sunday Krista and her sister Natasha ran a relay marathon, in 1000F degree heat. I flopped around in the shade, drank water, and generally wilted. If I were at all concerned about impressing anyone, this would have been somewhat embarrassing, but since I'm not...
Natasha, post-run, and Krista, ready to go.
And here comes Krista, after 6 miles in the baking heat, and with a cold and cough. Some people are unstoppable! Go Krista!
Here are a few more pics.
The state capitol. Did you realize Austin is the capital of Texas? I had no idea, I kinda cottoned on when I saw the Capitol, and I find it highly ironic that a bastion of liberalism is the capital of TEXAS! Pretty, fantastic, if you ask me. I took this photo as we drove by. By the time we drove past it, it was so hot that I wasn't willing to do much more than roll down the window.
You kinda wanna stay here, dontcha? Well, so does everyone else. See the NO VACANCY sign? That's right. This street, by the way, has weird fish-bone parking. You don't pull in and park, you back into the spot (the "scales" point up the street, rather than down), so then you find yourself with your nose already in the street, and all you have to do is pull out into traffic. They cleverly call this "back-in angle parking," though it could easily be called "ass backwards parking," and it not be an insult.
This is in downtown Austin, South of Congress. Lots of cute little stores and cafes, and this food truck lot. This street is where I bought cowboy boots. I've been contemplating cowboy boots for a long time, approximately 19 years, so being in Texas I thought this might be a good time to get some. We went into a store called Allen's Boots, where a nice man with long hair and the craziest Texas twang you ever heard sold me a pair of tan leather boots. Goat hide. At first I thought he was putting me on with that accent, but there were several people in there with the same accent, including customers, which leads me to conclude that they actually speak that way. If the whole thing was a set-up to get me to buy boots, it really wasn't necessary, but I do appreciate it, it's a sexy twang. The boots are extremely comfortable and I wear them all the time now. Don't judge me. When you have hip issues, you take any comfortable shoe you find, and you wear the shit out of it.
Scott and Jordan play chess in the shade while we wait for the runners. Scott was one of the runners, too, and ran the last leg of the relay.
And what would a trip anywhere be without a couple of fire hydrants? A good time was had by all, and I really liked Austin. Thanks so much for having me, Krista, I really enjoyed the city and loved seeing your family and getting to know your boys a little better.
