You know how every time you're sick (especially if you're a girl), someone makes the comment that at least you've got that sexy, raspy voice? I'm not sure that it's ever much of a consolation when YOU'RE FEELING LIKE SOMETHING THE CAT COUGHED UP, but at least in my case this always strikes me as funny, or simply deluded.
I may have mentioned my utter lack of sexiness in the past, and this is not the post where I suddenly go, PSYCHE! Turns out I'm sexy after all.
Yes, I have a sexy raspy voice right now, but my sexy raspy voice is usually accompanied by the old-man-with-emphysema hacking cough. That ruins the effect. The situation is made worse by the fact that cough drops make me fart. A lot.
Needless to say, I'm spending a lot of time at home.