I spent the whole day on jury duty. We were called onto a venire right before lunch. I'll be spending another whole day there tomorrow, hopefully I will not be picked. This is supposed to be an 8 day trial. With the furlough day and deliberations it'll be 3 whole weeks. All of which I'll have to make up, which means no vacation for a year at least.
Pray, people who pray, that I do not get on a jury. It is on you. I swear to God and all the saints that if I end up on this jury I will come after you and give you nerples and wedgies and rub my knuckles on your head until you beg for mercy and buy me something expensive.
And can I just say, how many dunces are there out there? Oh. My. God. It's not that I think people are stupid, but seriously, how little education can you get? We are in trouble, people, in trouble.
